Samurai Jenni (aka Jenni Takata)
...would be played in the movie by: Zhang Ziyi
Best Moments:
The Lowdown: The perky cheerleader-type with mad mutant fightin' skillz in my husband's Super Human High School series of one-shots.
The Goth (aka Topher Baranski)
...would be played in the movie by: Johnny Depp
Best Moments:
The Lowdown: The angsty teenager with the journal of ironic musings and the power to call down darkness in my husband's Super Human High School series of one-shots.
Hemp Girl (aka Beatrix Halden)
...would be played in the movie by: A. J. Langer
Best Moments:
The Lowdown: The stoner chick with stupor-inducing braids in my husband's Super Human High School series of one-shots.
Ghetto Blaster (aka Marshall Dean)
...would be played in the movie by: Aaron Carter
Best Moments:
The Lowdown: The unhip rapper-wannabe with the power to hurl energy projectiles -- but only while rapping -- in my husband's Super Human High School series of one-shots.
The Artist (aka Alex Vanderberg)
...would be played in the movie by: Seth Green
Best Moment:
The Lowdown: The wall-crawling, body-conscious teen who can turn his own navel into a viewing portal to any known location in my husband's Super Human High School series of one-shots.
Squid Girl (aka Enid McMaris)
...would be played in the movie by: Heather Matazzaro
Quote: "Why haven't we finished our science project? Because when I send out email about my research on the reproductive habits of hermaphroditic snails, you all IGNORE ME."
The Lowdown: The know-it-all overachiever with the not-always-socially-enhancing squid-related superpowers in Carl Klutzke's Super Human High School one-shot.
Sergio
...would be played in the movie by: Bruce Campbell
Quote: "We need a diversion. I will drop my pants."
The Lowdown: The lothario pirate with an overinflated sense of his own worth and beauty in Keely Thomlinson's Seventh Sea one-shot.