ontehfeckinedge (mrtheedge,goldenmaggie,alphabrvosierra) - Lily - Edge,
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pauley Perrette
thecutehalf (daffleck,justfeckoff,randolphus) - Mandi - Matt Damon,
Larry Mullen, Randy Harrison
notcsidamnit (notcsidamnit, lrgandinchrg, kiss_my_alba,imnotskarsgard) -
Shelly - Michael Weatherly, Jessica Alba, Kevin Smith,
Peter Sarsgaard
ctoangelina (tresjolie) - Ginger - Angelina
wolviefangirl (menjamin) - Lizzie - Ben Affleck
theelfnightie (blinditemboy,icallmyselfbono,fuck_pretense) - Jai - Jake
Gyllenhaal, Bono, Heath Ledger
madameclaytn (noni_horowitz) - Marty - Adam Clayton, Winona Ryder
rwrockdj (affleckminor) - ??? - Casey Affleck
not on chat: along_came_jen, imgaleharold, darklingchrissy
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Happy Birthday to me!
I think it's time to indulge in a few birthday wishes....
From my family: Just keep sending the love. And the occasional baked goods.
From young Affleck: Keep that coffee
coming, my friend.
From Matty: I notice you still haven't
been voted Sexiest Man Alive, but we all have high hopes for you, my
friend. Have you considered trying to improve your chances by jumping out
of a birthday cake? Preferably in that
you were
showing off
to my wife girlfriend a couple days ago....
From Jen: Well, not so much "from"
as "for"... Happiness. Really.
From George: You are
getting veeeeerrry sleeeeepy. You do not remember it is my birthday.
You do not know where I live. You do not plan to make my day "very
special".
And last, but certainly not least --
From AJ: Baby, you and the kids already
give me everything I need. I'm just happy to be able to give something
back. Though really, I think the odds are small that I can talk
Matty into that birthday cake thing.
And now, if y'all will excuse me, my mom just FedExed me a pie. (I'm not
sure whether it's s'posed to be a birthday pie or a
make-up pie -- but whichever, man, I'm not complaining.)