He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

I'm not my dear father's only little 'oops'. Seems he also made it with a Golden Circle queen a few years before I was born.

Cole seems like an okay sort, although I have got to talk to him about the whole hugging thing. On the other hand, Caine is actually occasionally nice to him. That's never a good sign.

Furthermore, it seems to have left him without the healthy paranoia that the rest of us develop by virtue of loathing our scheming elders....