I have arrived and this time
You should believe the hype
I listened to everyone
Now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you
As long as it works for me
I play a game
It's called insincerity

Flora, aka Florimel, aka Evelyn Flaumel, aka That Bitch Who Insists On Running -- or is that Ruining? -- My Life. Could she have found a stupider boarding school on the entire planet -- or, hell, on any other planet?

At least she has good taste in pets.