"And a big, powerful man regarded me from the next card. He resembled me quite strongly, save that his jaw was heavier, and I knew he was bigger than I, though slower. His strength was a thing out of legend."

You haven't lived 'til you've heard the burliest prince in Amber lead his crew in a rousing rendition of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

He seems to believe that I will instantly get into trouble unless I stay within a fifteen yard radius of him. Silly man -- doesn't he know I'm skilled enough to get into trouble even under his watchful eye?

But he's an okay sort. And I owe him a new cactus.