Honest is easy
Fiction is where genius lies
Cause it's easier sometimes
Not to be involved
Somehow I make you believe
Believe

When I speak I cross my fingers
Will you know you've been deceived?
I find a need to be the demon
A demon cannot be hurt

You know you're having a bad day when your trailer-trash mom is dead, your homicidal dad barely acknowledges you, and the woman you end up living with doesn't have anything better to do than complain that you really should start plucking your eyebrows. Say hello to every day of my life.

Don't believe me? Check out this little slice.

And before you say, "Yeah, but all teenagers hate their relatives," let me just point out that these people have been self-involved, arrogant assholes since the day I showed up on their doorstep. Well, most of them have, anyway....

Since Uncle Corwin showed up at Aunt Flora's, though, things have gotten really interesting. I've even started keeping a journal about it. Not that it's any of your business or anything.

---

The cast of characters:
me (duh!) | Alyddia | Gareth | Hargomme | Cole

Flora | Caine | Random | Corwin | Julian | Deirdre

Llewella | Benedict | Bleys | Fiona | Brand | Gerard

Martin | Corbin

The deceased:
Eric

Non-relatives:
Other Characters

---

A study sketch for Genevieve's trump, painted by Llewella

An artist's rendering of Genevieve at Corwin's coronation